…I don’t get it.
S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #523:
Playing ‘It’s Raining Men’ when any of the male Avengers or other operatives enter a room is neither clever nor funny.
[Submitted by sherlockreturnedfromthedeadand]
Thor has a softer side?
S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #525:
Please do not bring your small children to work to meet Thor. He’d be happy to see them, but he’d want to play with them all day. He has other things to do.
[Submitted by microsuedemouse]
S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #540:
If Loki should take a sudden interest in you for no obvious reason, back away and inform your superior.
[Submitted by its-ok-to-smile]
S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #550:
Do not refer to Thor as ‘Sparky’ or ‘Thunder Guy’.
[Submitted by allianastormchaser]
A more… shall we say… mainstream fakemon project than my Create-A-Pokémon Kitchen. I’m steadily putting my fakemons here, so stay tuned!
This is strangely adorable.
look. Look at this Motherfucker. This motherfucker lives for 1000 years, then decides HEY FUCK NO, and LITERALLY STEALS THE SOULS OF EVERYONE ON EARTH. EVERY 1000 YEARS THIS FUCKER GENOCIDES THE PLANET SO HE CAN TAKE A MOTHERFUCKING NAP and you know fucking what. Look at that goober look at his fucking wide open fucking mouth. This is the most dangerous creature in the pokemon world and I’m shoving its stupid fucking face with cupcakes and making puzzles with it and flying it across France so I can buy new hats. Fuck pokemon fuck this fucking game fuck yveltals stupid happy face to see me. Fuck